May 2011
The awkward moment when the teacher is looking for...
snowprincess17:
On the outside, you’re like:
But on the inside:
“NOT ME!!!”
That awkward moment when you realize that the...
snowprincess17:
When someone doesn't understand what sarcasm is...
pure-affinity:
I’m here like…
I hate it when I'm reading a book and the guy is...
And I’m sitting there like
Can you be real? Please?
When you're talking to a friend and he says:
- No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh. - I won’t laugh, I promise.
So he tell and you’re like:
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
flowersinthepavement:
cooork:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
omfg
Oh my god.
I’m going to own a restaurant one day.
When you tell your friend something about the...
brittany-carel:
Could you have been more noticeable?
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
blingbangbong:
spicygravy:
ALWAYS.
It makes me wanna give them one tight slap.
Being a person is getting too complicated
drainedbeauty:
Time to be a cat.
Books. I like books. The way they can transport...